“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. Homer’s philosophy summed up in a nutshell. Burns’ heir so they can inherit all his money when he dies, but they initially lose the contest. The lesson is: Never try.”Ĭontext: Bart and Lisa try to become Mr. “You tried your best and you failed miserably.
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You were full of chocolate until, one day, you disappeared. I’m full of chocolate!”Ĭontext: Homer is snapping a wet towel at Üter after giving the rest of Lisa’s new hockey team a lecture about not bullying her. “You don’t win friends with salad.”Ĭontext: Homer doesn’t want to serve salad at his BBBQ (the extra B is for BYOBB that extra B is a typo).Īrguably, Marge’s response about not wanting to take sides but getting caught up in the rhythm is an even funnier line.
We feel this way every single time we wake up early for a flight or something. “There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”Ĭontext: As a punishment, Bart needs to wake up early to help Principal Skinner with his amateur astronomy. Substitute the word “insect” for whatever’s new and cool and this quote works in nearly every situation. “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”Ĭontext: Footage of Homer’s spaceflight features extreme close-up shots of ants, which leads Kent Brockman to jump to a nonsensical conclusion. Of all Homer’s self-serving philosophies, this must be the most self-serving. “It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”Ĭontext: Marge is mad that Lurleen Lumpkin isn’t as ugly as Homer has made her out to be. In fairness, we could write a post about the top 200 best Simpsons quotes, but then we’d be doing that all week.
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